What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Thank you.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Tea ?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

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Me : No

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Do you think cheating is that bad?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : I don't drink

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : I'm 24.

Why are flat Earthers made fun of when they seemingly don't exist? I have only met one flat Earther in 18 years.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Sure.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.